I had a dream my life would be
so different from this
so different now than what it seemed
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
But where did the bullets go? He doesn’t seem to have hit any bystanders either. Did he shoot straight up in the air? Did he shoot the floor twice? What the hell?
New South Wales premier was about to take one for the team.
We’re the descendants of Noah, the oldest apostle in human history. We’re superhuman.